I've drunk too much.
Even though we were splitting the bill, I drank
Even though we were splitting the bill.
There's no way I could turn down Yoshio-Chan.
Ah... that's right, she left a while back.
Ah, still not at my house?
Good grief, I'm drunk.
Ow!
Ow, ow, ow!
Ouch it hurts!
Hey, you startled me!
What's this! Hold on...
What are these?
Hold on...
Miss, what could these be? What are they?
Take that!
Stop it you pervert. Hey Ken-Chan!
You're showing off in front of that girl!
Ah sorry.
What is it? A zombie?
It stinks!
Oh, we're super lucky!
I've never seen one before.
It's been totally quiet recently right.
Up close they look rather grotesque don't they.
Look out, look out, over here!
Hey, hey, do you want a bite?
Stinky!
Look here, have a bite, go on.
Hey, if you keep at it, what if it gets a bite and you bleed?
It's fine. It's got a mouthpiece.
Mayu
Hey, let's get a picture.
A picture? Hey don't move.
Hurry up. Wait a minute.
OK, zombie!
Show me, show me.
Ow, crap, crap, crap!
Ah Dad, could you get the mayonnaise?
Ahh, My tie, my tie, my tie.
Hold on, what are you doing? Just a last mouthful.
Stop putting mayonnaise on everything.
It's fine surely, to eat what you like.
He doesn't have that right.
Right's... it's only a bit of mayonnaise. This is a married couples problem.
Hey Miwa what's up? Recently you've been really irritable.
Stop it, it's unpleasant first thing in the morning.
What? That's right, that kind of talk is
inappropriate for the morning. Inappropriate? Me?
It's fine dad. Naohiro-kun.
I'm off.
Just the one piece of toast every morning, it's not enough to do a proper job.
Well for that sort of work... Hey Miwa.
As a sister you should have more concern for your brother.
In his condition he's going to be late again.
It's him, he'll be fine.
What do you think about the continuation of
the part of the local administration known as Tokufuku?
Well, the number of zombie's are decreasing every year
due to immunization and safety measures wouldn't you say?
I think it would be okay if it were dismantled.
They're doing it again.
Ah Shinsuke's department.
What do you think of the continuance of the Special Welfare Department?
The Tokufuku is just a hangout for bums at the Town Hall isn't it?
Hey mum.
What shall we do if he becomes a neet?
Wow, you can still buy books for studying for Tokuho.
What was Tokuho again? It's that thing, right.
I've completely forgotten. Special Health Preservation... or something like that.
I don't get it. Well it's been a long time!
Akabane Shinsuke reporting in for duty!
Omori sir, good morning. You're on good form.
So was it a new record right? Yes!
I worked up a good sweat.
Okay, well everyone, let's have a quick break.
Episode 1: Tamagawa Council Offices, zombie Department
Subtitles by Osa Kyoudai
Er, well it's a bit sudden but hello.
My name is Akaha Shinsuke and I'm the hero of this story.
16 years ago
an undead corpse, otherwise known as zombie, was discovered in West Mexico.
The cause is unknown.
Once bitten, there is no cure and
zombies spread across the world.
Mankind fell into a huge panic.
What's with all these zombies, get off me!
But as everyone knows their intellect is lacking,
and their movement is slow. So as their fighting strength became known,
Mankind regained it's composure and was able to cope.
The situation was under control.
After that, the frequency of zombies decreased rapidly.
Have you had your anti zombie protection?
Even if bitten, a vaccine was developed to prevent infection,
if by the slightest chance there was an outbreak, safety measures were prepared. measures are put in place.
Don't run,
Zombies move slowly don't they.
Gradually over the years the public's fear of zombies faded and
A special department for the welfare of zombies was set up nationwide.
The main area of work is to capture any remaining zombies and to
visit infected people in their homes.
Simply said
we deal with matters relating to zombies in connection with the public.
Again you made it by the skin of your teeth. It's not good enough!
I'm sorry.
This is the Special Welfare Dept's activity coordinator, Chief Okawa Tsuyoshi.
My immediate supervisor.
Even during work he never misses training, he's a muscle head.
Hey you, don't drink protein drinks at work!
Just look at this, boss!
Because he neglected his duties, he got transferred here.
Tanokura, you must be ready for emergencies, prepare your body!
It's fine isn't it, we've got lots of free time.
Kyoutan
Tanokura is responsible for facilities management
Therefore, It's always you
looking at me with lascivious eyes. I'm not looking.
There's no way I'd look! You're secretly taking pictures of me,
with that thing. Peeping tom! I'm not a peeping tom!
Anyhow Abai-San has big plump thighs
you can't help but look. What!
What do you mean "what" I'm devoted to my beloved Kyoutan!
Ah I get it. That looks just like me when I was young.
I'll kill you bastard! There's no way she looks anything like you.
He transferred here from the nursing dept, where he was suspected of covert photography.
He's an unequaled idol otaku.
Hey, Okawa is teasing me again.
Can't you do something? I'm waiting for my nails to dry.
Oi, you're bothering Nagisa-Chan.
Not really.
That women is the office secretary. Her name is Ono Nagisa.
With an outstanding sense of beauty, but also a catastrophic tsundere. Transferred from the family register department.
Akabane-kun once you finish up, you can do what you want.
Okay. I'm sorry,
it's not really part of your job.
No, it's fine, I'm just killing time...
I mean I'm not busy just now.
This is the department boss, Omori-San
He's far from the man who was once a decorated member of the Self Defense Force.
He's very leisurely and it's hard to get a sense of him. He's the boss.
Is that right, men with a gap (in their teeth?!) are popular...
Well hello hello all you zombie department people.
Ah! Koda Sensei! Why does it have to be you Koda?
Have you come to flirt with Akabane again?
I've come to get this month's list of newly infected people.
Having infected people here is yucky.
Tokuho right, short for Special Health Preservation Target Group :)
Everyone has become nervous so we've had to shorten it to one word.
Still calling a zombie
an undead corpse, what's with that?
A zombie is a zombie right. Calling it a zombie is wrong!
Sensei here you go.
Flyboy right! From Dawn of the Dead.
I found it by chance on the internet I thought it right up your street.
Oh thank you! So anyway Sensei,
if it's OK with you, would you go to dinner with me tonight?
Do you know why he's called "Flyboy?"
In the masterpiece "Dawn of the Dead" directed by George A. Romero,
the protagonist some how
was able to control a helicopter.
Koda Kenji is a associate professor at Tamagawa medical college.
He heads another team in the Special Welfare Dept. and governs general medical care.
He was dispatched from the main office,
He's young and deals with zombie virus research.
They're definitely better when fresh.
Sensei, there is someone from Tokuho for an inspection.
Satsukawa-kun, I'll be right there.
Koda sensei loves zombies just a little too much.
He's my childhood friend.
What happened? Er recently...
people around me have been saying I stink...
Ah it seems like perhaps it has advanced to level 2.
Have you got a little fatter? Just a little... Eating a little too much.
Flyboy! Sensei.
Torikou-San I'm always telling you, aren't I,
don't sneak up on me.
This is the Tokuho list. Thanks.
This is how my life is now, going nowhere.
The fact of the matter is, it's his fault.
Really? Koda-kun! A vacancy has just come up,
their recruiting one person in a hurry.
No matter what age it is, stability is no.1. It's good to be a public servant.
Thank you. I've totally failed at job hunting.
I thought I was going to end up a neet. What's with the job specification?
Run 100 meters in under 11 seconds.
There's also a sports promotion section.
You might get recruited by them.
At any rate, You're a fast runner so you'll be perfect.
You're making a fool of me again.
I've not heard anything about the specialist entrance exams.
It's in no way popular.
Hello, Special Welfare Department.
Yes, Sakashitachou 8-17-3.
It's been a while since we've had to go out? It's bound to be another prank call.
Ah.
There's been a report of an undead corpse. We have to move immediately.
No mouth piece, so please be really careful.
No mouth piece, are you serious? I'll go too, I want to meet a zombie.
Idiot. Let's go Shinsuke.
Yes!
Wah zombie!
Please stop it! I understand though.
This is an announcement from the Special Welfare Department.
An undead corpse has been discovered in the local vicinity.
Please take great care.
I wish this were a little more...
Ah the Special Welfare Department. What a weird getup.
Shinsuke. Yes.
Everyone stand back! Please it's dangerous.
Danger, stand back, danger.
Even without a mouth piece this shouldn't be a problem.
Whoa, she's got splendid boobies, right.
Yes really.
It's dangerous, Did you call in the tip?
Yes. Thank you for taking the time to do that.
Right, stand back.
Let's get to our duty without delay. Let's take her in.
Yes.
This way this way, pull her out.
Come on.
Come on, yes, let's go.
Give me your arms.
Go, go ,go.
Hold her down.
Danger, Danger.
Please be careful. Danger, danger, danger.
Let's go.
She's been safely captured.
Is that it? Boring!
General Health Preservation Management Center
On my mark.
Here you go, one undead corpse.
Thank you kindly.
Good work. Ah, Commissioner Machida-San
Alias Machiruda-San.
Good work.
What will happen to her?
Er Machiruda-San? No, the zombie just now.
Why are you asking that now.
Obviously she is going to be used in research.
A zombie doesn't need to eat..
even if you leave them they'll always stay in that condition.
It costs to dispose of them. Even so you...
Do you want that zombie for your girlfriend.
Good work, good work.
Ah, I'm sorry to tell you over the phone but
just now we got another tip off.
Yes, an anonymous tip off.
The person showing symptoms is Kitayanagi Ken.
What's the address?
Understood.
Awesome.
Two tip offs in one day. It's been a while.
Shall we go straight there?
No, because I need to exchange this. (a hit)
An undead corpse has been discovered.
Please take great care.
Er.
Ken-Chan has... Ken-Chan..
Come yourself down.
Please calm down. Did you call in the tip?
Could you please let us know what the details are.
Yesterday, we both got into bed together and everything was fine.
but, the next morning when I got up...
Ken-Chan?
What!?
Ken-Chan!
You're kidding me!
Please calm down.
When did he get infected?
I didn't ask about it, being infected, not even once.
Because yesterday he...
Yes, zombie.
Yu this is a real zombie.
Right I'm confident.
One more picture, this one lacks impact.
Seriously.
Right, I'll grab her.
Hurry up!
The mouth piece is in the way.
Huh, you're taking it out?
Hey, don't move.
Ouch!
You're kidding me! Ugly minger.
Hey Ken-Chan, are you OK?
Yeah I'm completely fine. I've been immunized.
Could it be that he got infected then?
You fool, there is no way that could be right.
Of course, you're right.
Well for the time being, please go wait in the car.
Please.
Please wait. Right.
OK let's go.
It's OK, it's OK.
Ahhhh What is it?
It's nothing.
Ew, it stinks.
Excuse my dirty feet. I'm coming in.
So, where is he?
Maybe over there.
This is the toilet...
Have you found him? As expected from Ogawa.
Huh, wait, huh Ogawa?
I'm sorry, it's because of the ice lolly I had earlier.
It was greedy to have 2!
I'll leave the rest to you. No!
I can't do it on my own.
Hey, he doesn't have a mouthpiece does he?
Yes, just as you are.
Hey you! Hey! Hey!
Wow, the power children have to concentrate is amazing.
Get away, quick.
No.
Spank my bum!
Look, he's a Zomb... an undead corpse. Don't play with it!
What, you're kidding me.
Seriously.
Stay away! Stay away!
Is anyone there!
Ah, what's all this.
Ah, I can't do something I'm not used to, I'm sorry.
Sorry, I'm really sorry.
Close, close, close, close.
Men who cry should be ashamed.
You're a persistent bastard.
You mustn't kill him!
Killing is wrong.
What are you doing. Quick.
How long to do intend to just hang there.
Ah, yes.
Sorry.
OK, no, um
Seriously thank you. You totally rescued me.
What.
Who was that girl?